Quotes
ave you noticed that each time you come to my blog, you can find a different random quote at the top of my header (above the name of my blog)? No, well look up there lol. This page displays all the quotes that randomely show up.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man.
A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.
The tongue is the only tool that gets sharper with use.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Women are always beautiful.
Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.
Be to her faults a little blind.
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves.
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
Attired to please herself: no gems of any kind
She wore, nor aught of borrowed gloss in Nature's stead;
And, then her long, loose hair flung round her head
Fell carelessly behind.
She wore, nor aught of borrowed gloss in Nature's stead;
And, then her long, loose hair flung round her head
Fell carelessly behind.
Let us dance in the sun, wearing wild flowers in our hair...
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